kevin and his fugly clothes

[grneyesdntlie]

My friend and I wrote Kevin a letter.
WE both LOVE KEVIN o no end.

but its entertaining and i could never post this in the fan club

because some of them DO NOT know what a joke is! haha

ENJOY!:

Dear PKJ2

Dear Paul Kevin Jonas II,
We love you like whoa, but you embarrass us. Boy, where the hell do you get off wearing the most retarded things known to woman? I mean I am a woman but I would not wear half of the shoot you wear.
Seriously, you were made fun of for wearing a scarf on Regis and Kelly...maybe you should have taken that into consideration?
Kevin, you are incredibly attractive and talented, but wear boy's shoes please. Please, just wear jeans and man shirts and man shoes.
You need to:
a) Stop wearing GAY flowy scarves, what do you think when you put those on? SERIOUSLY. Girls wear those, not men, not even little boys. Not even gay boys. So cut it out. Please.
b) STOP dressing like Pee Wee Herman. If I see you wearing the pee wee outfit again I WILL NOT hesitate to make a sign that reads:
PEE WEE WANTS HIS CLOTHES BACK!!!
c) Shiny pants = no no no no NO! The only time shiny pants are OK is when you are getting paid to take them off at a bachelorette party.
ok so now we have established the clothes that are a NO GO....oh and also that god awful jacket you wore on the new years eve th8ing....I could of sworn you were marching for Hitler....anyways
Kevin just let Candis and Dara be your stylists. We could go a much better job then you or whoever is dressing you now, because THEY FAIL!
We will continue to pray for you every night before going to bed that you will start dressing like a man and not a 15 year old girl.
Kevin, this is an S.O.S. we are TRYING to save you here. We do it because we love you, and CLEARLY nobody else in your life cares about you enough to smack you upside the head.
<3
Candis and Dara (very concerned fans)

[magicalmags]

I happen to like his style...I like all of their styles, I'm glad they found something they seem comfortable in compared to the old stuff they wore. They seemed uncomfortable in it, anyways the only thing I really dislike that he wears is that brown side zip-up thing he wore alot on WYLMITE tour but other then that I really like his style it's unique. I know this was meant as a joke but I didn't find it very humorous.

[Tera♥Lynn]

He is his own person, and looks GOOD. He obviously takes pride in looking good and I love him for it.

[Cara ♥]

I hope you told Kevin that, that letter was suppose to be a joke. Because I know if I was to receive a letter like that I would have been very upset, offended, and very hurt.

I personally love his style. It fits him and his personality. And why be the same? Be different, stand out from the crowd. Kevin does that, and that is what I love about him.

Oh and I agree with Mag I didn't find the letter very funny. Sorry.

♥

[Tera♥Lynn]

I really hope you didnt actually send it to him. I can only imagine how that would make him feel.

[marina]

He looks good and I like his style and how it is unlike any other guys style. I love his scarves and thats really as far as I got before I stopped reading the letter. Im actually missing the scarves and I really want to know what happened to them.

[Tera♥Lynn]

He's still wearing them! He was wearing one when the girls met them in CT, and also when we met them in Detroit

[marina]

wheny0ustay said:

He's still wearing them! He was wearing one when the girls met them in CT, and also when we met them in Detroit

:wipes tears: Ok just as long as they are still there, because I can't have no Kevin without a Kevin scarf.

[dENiSE G]

wow, that was really mean. what if people wrote stuff about u? geez. u are so critical

[marina]

Did we scare her off?

[Tera♥Lynn]

Not sure...its saying shes a guest, when she was a member before...hmmm

[Johanna]

I didn't realize you can post on here as a guest? Ah well.

Kevin dresses pretty eccentric.. but it gives him so much personality. I think it's really cute.

[grneyesdntlie]

nah you didnt scare me off. i just figured i would leave the boards because it appears the 21+ crowd isnt as accepting of the critical jokes my friends and i come up with.

they are joes, they are not serious. we have no intention of kevin ever seeing this letter.

in fact kevin is my favorite jonas.

dara's too.

we just see things differently i guess

[Johanna]

Welcome back!

P.S. I don't speak for the entire board, but I will say that I never said nor implied that the board wasn't accepting of jokes about JB. I don't know if you checked out Chelsea Handler's jokes about JB, but they were pretty funny. If anything and from what I've heard, it was the "under 21 crowd" board that flipped their lids and her jokes weren't even that bad.

[Tera♥Lynn]

yeah, welcome back

Agreed with Joh...we definitely joke and make fun


x nay on the pee wee shoes.