Post by eliz on Jul 21, 2008 17:26:52 GMT -5
I swiped this from the fan club, who swiped it from someone's Facebook. I laughed so hard I cried at some of these.
1. Mitchie is a girl's name
2. Payback is two words
3. Mitchie can't afford camp rock, but she has a guitar and her own laptop and fixed her gap
4. They offer ap chinese at a public high school now
5. People eat when they're nervous
6. Kevin Jonas doesn't know they don't make birdhouses at a music camp
7. Demi Lovato is exactly where she's supposed to be
8. An 'open mic' is now offering background music
9. There's a VIP section at a summer camp
10. The ingredients for chili for 300 is WAY different than chili for one
11. 'Blingalicious' is a word
12. At Camp Rock you wake up with makeup on
13. Convincing someone they are dreaming when you wake them always works
14. You can't argue with the finger...
15. You can learn a song and dance in 30 seconds
16. If you throw flour in your face it sticks to you evenly and disguises you perfectly
17. You can receive perfect cell phone reception in an isolated camp in the woods
18. You should teach a HIP HOP DANCE CLASS if you're a famous SINGER
19. Wearing long tight pants and long sleeved shirts are perfect for summer camp!
20. Girl pants look good on Shane Gray
21. If you fall down no one helps you up, they just kind of sit down all around you until Shane Gray helps you
22. Mindlessly drumming on the wood floor makes you an amazing drummer
23. Making fun of someone who makes your food is smart
24. You can play a guitar without even moving your hands. (Here I Am)
25. If you're 'Too Cool' for everyone else, you don't need a microphone on stage, but your backup dancers do...
26. Musicians cry when girls lie to them
27. It is not necessary to practice nor talk to a group to jump in and perform at the final jam. (Hasta La Vista)
28. Singing "you're the missing piece I need" in front of a girl you met once won't creep her out
30. Two voices come from Shane Gray's voice
31. Boots in the summer makes sense for Mitchie
35. Doing cute little hand motions before tapping on a keyboard a few times makes you REALLY GOOD
36. Balloons don't need helium, you can just blow them up with your own oxygen
37. Beating up someone with balloons then awkwardly stopping is normal
38. Power chords look like snakes
39. People can bring the same outfit to camp when they've never met before
40. Shane Gray doesn't like three black girls singing for him, even though they're pretty good
41. Personalities can change in seconds, especially when your mom leaves while you're performing a song
42. When some one's that good, you should tell them
43. If your uncle has an Australian accent, you're not going to have the slightest hint of one
44. Tess knows where Mitchie keeps her private music book
45. Everyone wears their hair the same every day at Camp Rock
46. Even though she's never performed on stage, Mitchie's music speaks to people
47. The kitchen can remain unsupervised for Tess to sneak in
48. Having a bracelet be found in between two COOK books doesn't allow the COOK to be blamed at all
49. Balancing a computer on a rail above a lake is a good idea
50. Having one person tell you that you are rude is the only thing a nasty, spoiled rockstar needs to turn things around.
51. Kids these days are too retarded to figure out how to steer a d**n canoe
52. It's perfectly okay for a teenager to lie to everyone and basically tell her very caring and very cool mother that she's ashamed of her...I mean: do what it takes to be popular, right?
53. A superstar who's won a trillion and one Grammy's can sneak into a small camp and sneak out unnoticed. (TJ Tyler)
54. When you wake up early in the morning, you're fully dressed, your hair is completely in place, and you have your make up on and ready to go.
55. You can call your band mates, but you can't call a car service to drive you away from camp.
56. In order to be heard over a large audience, it is not necessary for electric guitars to be plugged in an amp.
57. "Whatever Major Loser" is so last year...and not just for ten-year-old girls anymore.
58. Seeing your mom answer her cell phone during your performance will make you screw up and run off stage.
59. It's totally normal to be late for school and still have time to try on 5 different outfits (with accessories), jam on the guitar, jam on the keyboard, dance and shake it around a little bit, and then make it down to a balanced breakfast with enough time to watch TV. Toooooootallllly normal.
60. To have a "Final Jam", you only need four songs to be performed.
61. If your mom asks to call you back, she's just awful at parenting.
62. You can go through the whole summer and only have about four or five different outfits.
63. There are only two classes at Camp Rock: Band Class and Hip Hop Dance Class. The rest of the time is spent by eating in the cafeteria and attending poor excuses for jam sessions.
64. You don't need any drummers in a band, drums are just magically heard.
65. Evidently, a shy girl (Mitchie) has the guts to talk back to a celebrity (Shane in the kitchen) but won't sing in front of an audience.
66. If your father owns a hardware shop, you are suddenly shunned.
67. Tess's lip gloss is so not glossy anymore!
68. Shane Gray has looked at a tree and he NEEDS hair product.
69. When it is heard that Shane Gray, along with Connect 3 will be at a music camp, absolutely NO paparazzi photographer cares enough to come snap some pics.
70. Shane Gray has an amazing memory. He heard 10 seconds of "This is Me" and was able to memorize those lyrics, as well as know the exact chords to play on his guitar.
71. There is someone in the world gullible enough to buy the "this is all a dream, this isn't real" crap.
72. Tess just randomly looks at Mitchie's songbook, and is satisfied. No, she won't steal the song. That would just be crossing the line.
73. Peggy had more screen time than Nick and Kevin combined and doubled, but they still "star" in it.
74. If your uncle has a british accent you won't have one cause your Shane Gray.
75. It's totally normal to hang up gigantic posters of your mom. Especially practically identical ones. Your roommates will have absolutely no issue with that.
76. You're able to sound like your voice was tweaked in the recording studio with the electronic like sound without a mic because your mom won a trillion and one Grammys.
77. Things can be "a little pitchy" even when" Di" didn't even give them a note to sing.
78. Teenies give a huge popstar time to hang up his phone before chasing him.
79. A band can totally reinvent their sound and EVERYONE will love it, no questions asked.
80. It's totally normal to have blue frosting on your tongue before you've touched the cupcake, if you're Shane Gray.
81. You'll be forgiven for lying if you're the girl with the voice, no matter how mad Shane Gray is at you.
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